i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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