I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
My balls are so social today.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Randomize
