paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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