our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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