Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
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