found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
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