I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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