Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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