How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
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