Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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