i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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