also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
