Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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