therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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