I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Randomize
