but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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