summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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