OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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