Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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