But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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