whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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