He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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