i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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