What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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