and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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