I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
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