So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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