If i come over, it means nothing
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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