how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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