Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
Randomize
