Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
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