I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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