I'm lost and stupid without you.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
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