D3 body, D1 cock
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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