I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
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