glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
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