I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
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Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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