Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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