hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Let's get the cat blown out
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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