i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
NoShamevember. You game?
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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