would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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