If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
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