i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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