Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
i think i just lost a toe
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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