And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
