It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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