I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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