Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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