I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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