Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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