I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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