i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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