How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
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