If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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