i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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