school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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